Heeey, liiiittllle Wiillllyyy Hiillllbiiillllyyy, take an adviiiicccce:
Take a wiffff of myyyy joiiiint and reeeelaaaax.... ooooooooohhh!
See, that is good for little Willy Hillbillies living under a stone in Banama. And it will only grant you the title 'Willy da lil' Stoner'.
--- ATTENTION Disclaimer: This is irony, sarcasm and humor, so no hurt intended to anyone; even God has humor! Just take a look at the platypus...
Added: No offence to the platypus and its fans intended. Nothing is farther from me than insulting those darn critters ---